He bites the busiest wallets on Solana and drinks 1% of every buy. Every wallet he bites turns.
Every lit window is a wallet buying something right now. Tap it to bite before the light goes out, and reach tonight's quota before the sun comes up. Some windows have a cross in them, and touching one of those costs you two bites and a very bad few seconds.
Eight nights, eight wallets. The town is full of people buying things at three in the morning, and not one of them has closed the curtains.
Nobody points him at anybody and nobody signs anything. He goes out every night, he finds the wallets that buy the most, and he drinks.
He flies across Solana slot by slot and goes straight for the wallets that buy memes the most often. Quiet wallets are not worth his time, and loud ones never draw the curtains.
From then on every meme that wallet buys pays him 1%, in the same transaction, before the coins land. A $100 buy is a $1 sip. A $10,000 buy is a $100 glass.
Every wallet he bites becomes a vampire too and goes out hunting on its own. Its bites follow the same rules and pay the same split, so the family gets bigger every single night.
Only the bitten wallet can drive a stake through its vampire, and a stake costs twice everything he has already drunk from it. All of it burns, together with the vampire.
Nothing is saved for later. Every sip is poured out three ways the moment it is taken.
Paid out bite by bite, all night, to everyone who holds the coin. There is nothing to stake and nothing to claim. You are simply on the right side of the window.
Bought back and sent to the incinerator in the same slot as the buy that paid for it. Every busy night leaves a little less $VAMPIRE in the world than the night before.
Kept for the house: the site, the art and the candles. Whatever the coffin does not spend is burned as well, because an old vampire never keeps more than he needs.
Every vampire starts as a bat. What he turns into depends on how much the wallet he sits on keeps buying.
Every fresh bite on Solana, newest first, and who turned whom. Nobody on this list agreed to be on it, and every one of them is still buying.
He sleeps in here during the day. The contract is on the plaque.
Eight nights, eight wallets turned.